December 2009
Interesting Tricks of the Body
somethingintellectual:
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1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(506): Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Juno MacGuff: I think I’m in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No… I mean for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know… Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
stonerparty:
2Pac: High ‘Til I Die
What a treat...
Why I no longer eat Starburst:
digitalbath:
bodyparts:
worb:oasischild:obkstm:killmelikeagoodfriend:roryobrien:
So this guy I know was really kinky. He liked to eat his gf out all the time. One night, they were experimenting, and he stuck four starbursts up her vagina. He sucked four out and ate them all. The next few days she was really uncomfortable down there. So she went to the gynecologist, who pulled out a...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(410): She has an album entitled “my photography”, which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I’m all for freedom of expression, but come on.
fmylife:
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
