February 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(317): eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped… it totally helped.
textsfromlastnight:
(661): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up.
(1-661): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”
January 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(203): i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
txtsfrmlstnght:
(203): is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
